Lookie here, lookie here, look what I got
Don't think I won't let little Diddy drop!
Hold it now, hold it now, hold it, hold it right there
You wouldn't drop, couldn't drop, you wouldn't dare!
I'm a reasonable raving, derangeable despot
I'll tell you what, we'll trade like a stock exchange!
Wheel a deal, how's that feel, it's a steal
Diddy for the coconut, the coconut for Diddy!
Don't do it, don't do it, he's bluffing I hope!
I guarantee, as you see, there's no pity for Diddy!
No bluffin, no bluffin, no bluffin, no bluffin

Wait a sec, what the heck, let us make a trade
Give me my little buddy and we'll stop this escapade!
Diddy for the coconut, the coconut for Diddy
I'm going to count to ten, and it's up to you then!
One!
A one! A one!
This is fun!
DK beware, take care, it's a snare
Tt's just claffing, he be bluffing, it's K. Rool he'll stop at nothing!
Two! you knew, it's your cue, what 'cha gonna do?
Gotta think what to do, or my little buddy's through!
Give up the coconut or else he's gonna drop him!
How touching, I may cry, don't you see? do I hear three?
Three! A three! Let him drop and then we'll see!
Three! A three! Make a Diddy fricassee!
Hey big buddy did you see, did you see?
You can save the coconut, the coconut will save me!
FOUR!
Which is more, gotta plan, gotta trick, you can use your big foot hit 'em with the big foot kick!
WHAT?
FIVE!
That's no jive, take a dive!
Six and seven, time to learn a lesson!
C'mon big buddy use your big foot kick!
I get it I get it, little buddy that's slick!
But I've got two coconuts, so which one do I pick?
EIGHT!
Wait, I have to concentrate!
NINE!
Can't decide, do or die, running out of time!
TEN! time to end this drama!
Here goes nothing, banana slamming!